Tuesday, April 16, 2024

A Meditation on Respiration

Birds have the most highly efficient respiratory system amongst the terrestrial animal kingdom. Air passes through their lungs twice, during the inhalation AND the exhalation. That’s where gas exchange (oxygen and carbon dioxide) takes place. The excess air that doesn’t fit in their lungs is held in their 9 (!!!) air sacs. 

Show-offs.


And, like, this is totally unnecessary.


Bats prove this. They’re mammals like we are, and they are able to traverse migratory distances using the same simple air-in-and-out lungs that we have.


One theory for why birds have such a complex system is that proto-dinosaurs evolved that adaptation back during one of those major extinction events when oxygen levels dropped and killed 96% of all marine life. So this was just an evolutionary vestige that later turned out to be super useful for creatures that fly long distances. (Bird feathers similarly seem to have had a different original purpose - thermal insulation, and courtship. But turns out feathers also helped with gliding, and eventually flight.)


Birds emerged from a complicated world and then utilized the gifts they acquired there to adapt to a new one. We could all strive to similarly transmute ourselves to achieve new capacities.

Thursday, April 4, 2024

Why I’m a Bird Nerd

 I’ve always been envious of people who go deep down rabbit holes, attend fandom conventions in costumes of their own making, paint their faces for every game of the season, devote years to mastering their craft, resiliently fight the good fight for a cause…

I wish I cared enough to do shit like this. They look like they’re having so much fun!

I’m more of a dabbler who gets excited about something for ~15 seconds before losing interest and moving on to the next shiny object. 


Until I discovered birds, a topic that interests me enough for me to start a weekly Bird Facts blog. 


Why birds? Hell if I know. Perhaps it’s because the large wading birds of southern Florida are such highly charismatic megafauna? Or because the tame boobies and finches of the Galapagos inspire within me a vision of what a peaceful world could look like? Maybe it’s just the sheer mathematical beauty of a pulsing and undulating murmuration. Maybe it’s because looking at shoebill storks and pelicans feels like being in Jurassic Park. Or maybe it’s because no other class of creature has so successfully been able to thrive on land, in the sea, and up in the air.


Or perhaps rationally trying to justify my fascination is emotionally dishonest. Maybe I just inexplicably love birds.